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@BannersParkway yes
— Sonny Johnson (@sonnyjohnson32) March 31, 2015
Driving thru Amish country reminds me of how @tasteele must have grown up in his hometown of Danville.
— Chris Mack (@CoachChrisMack) March 31, 2015
Let's get our Loose Change/grassy knoll/By His Own Hand? caps on for a second here. What on earth could drag Xavier's head coach out of his Macksion (combination of Mack and mansion; try to keep up) in late March? It clearly has to be something worthwhile or else he'd be at another Daddy-daughter dance or whatever.
Now, he's driving through Amish country. Where are the Amish found? No points for guessing Pennsylvania. They're also found in north-central and northeastern Ohio.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Coach Mack is on his way to sign Trey Lewis, late of Garfield Heights and more recently Cleveland State. The pieces all fit: Xavier's silence on the issue, Lewis's old coach confirming the issue, and Mack's sudden trip to the land of butter churns and barn raisings. There's no other possible explanation.
There is a slim possibility that any of the myriads of other possible explanations is possibly correct.